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Pleasantly surprised This book is very unrated 56 ratingsNote at the beginning that the author was apying to homage to Christopher Moore s Bloodsucking Fiends series caught my attention. Vampire weekend 5 stars I usually like Rosen s humor but this was just waayy too much to it become only cheesy jokes and not much else Vamp by Rob Rosen Fun and sweet and goofy but having read Queerwolf I was really hoping it would be I love these characterspast and present The way Rob incorporated past characters into the story but left them mostly in the background was well done and appreciated Thanks for the giggles Rob Vamp by Rob Rosen Rob Rosen had me chuckling from the first page to the last I thoroughly enjoyed this read just as i have enjoyed his other ones Do your self a favor and put this on your to read list Vamp by Rob Rosen Please leave comments on Pattycake s 4 1 2 sweet pea review at What do you get when you mix ancient feuds campy fun a drag queen werewolf Barbra Streisand look a like vampires wolf packsand enough attitude to fill a hockey stadium You end up with Vamp by Rob Rosen The blurb is only the very tip of the iceberg You really need to read this quirky tale yourself to appreciate the other 99 percent so I won t add anything to spoil it. Kindle vampire books to read for free This story is definitely character driven with a cast of almost caricature like characters that are anything but cliche The plot runs smoothly from beginning to end and pulls you in with its own unique brand of humor The characters definitely change who or should I say WHAT they are by the end of the story and the backstory lays a solid foundation for the fresh storyline The sex is hot the men are hotter and gayness is everywhere. Pdf vampire bats The author s written style is brash quirky clear and concise with enough snark to satisfy even the most flamboyant of personalities The author takes the usual vampire werewolf idea and blows it out of the water with its unique and highly original twists and turns I absolutely adore how the author deftly combines vampires werewolves feuding clans danger drag queens and even Igor into a snarky saucy sarcastic and witty whole I totally enjoyed reading this book and would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for a breath of fresh and snarky humor Vamp by Rob Rosen Multi award winning and best selling author editor anthologist Rob Rosen is the author of Sparkle The Queerest Book Youll Ever Love Divas Las Vegas Hot Lava Southern Fried Queerwolf Vamp Queens of the Apocalypse Creature Comfort Fate Midlife Crisis Fierce And God Belched Mary Queen of Scotch Ted of the dUrbervilles Sort of Dead Genie in a Vodka Bottle Bobby Ray Breaks the Universe and D. Vamp humorist B and Me His short stories have appeared in than 200 anthologies You can read some of his best ones in Short Spurts Short Spurts 2 and Short Spurts 3 He is also the editor of Lust in Time Erotic Romance Through the Ages Men of the Manor Best Gay Erotica 2015 and Best Gay Erotica of the Year Volumes 1 2 3 and 4 Multi award winning and best selling author editor anthologist Rob Rosen is the author of Sparkle The Queerest Book You ll Ever Love Divas Las Vegas Hot Lava Southern Fried Queerwolf Vamp Queens of the Apocalypse Creature Comfort Fate Midlife Crisis Fierce And God Belched Mary Queen of Scotch Ted of the d Urbervilles Sort of Dead Genie in a Vodka Bottle Bobby Ray Breaks the Universe and D. Vampnado diablo 4 B and Me His short stories have appeared in than 200 anthologies You can read some of his best ones in Short Spurts Short Spurts 2 and Short Spurts 3 He is also the editor of Lust in Time Erotic Romance Through the Ages Men of the Manor Best Gay Erotica 2015 and Best Gay Erotica of the Year Volumes 1 2 3 and 4 site_link Fine the coffin in the basement was a little unusual Certainly no so than the mansion itself though or for that matter the humpbacked manservant that came with it or the mysterious death of its former owner In fact so starts a long list of all things unusual for our unlikely hero Jack and his newfound and strange family his werewolf boyfriend the pack eager to help him and the ancient clan that wants him dead at all costs Know this however in the end this misfit group of characters will leave you howling in the crypt aisles Let your bat wings soar in this fangtastic misadventure of the superunnatural Vamp by Rob RosenI honestly do not know where to begin talking about Rob Rosen s latest novel VAMP While it is a sequel to Queerwolf it most certainly is also a fine stand alone novel But please do yourself a real favor and read the first in the series it is almost as hysterical as VAMP And I really do mean hysterical One of Rob Rosen s many gifts is his ability to do what I call the literary double take In a standard fair comedy actors do a double turn of the head as if to say what when something is so off kilter it is hilarious Mr Rosen s main characters are so matter of fact that they are well a bit strange and downright funny to say the least Hence the straight man of the group leads us into one silly situation after another simply by being dumbfounded by the strange people he meets So let s begin this review with a brief summary. Vam book 2022 Jack Jackowski learns that he has a long distant cousin Boris who was recently impaled by a spear and who has left him a mansion as well as a small fortune Having arranged to meet his deceased cousin s lawyer Igor Bolinksi who was also the manservant to Boris at his cousin s estate Jack ventures forth unaware that his life is about to dramatically change He arrives at the dusty old mausoleum of an estate and discovers things are just a little strange Did I mention Igor has a hump Odd you say Oh don t worry it just gets better and better Inside a seemingly indestructible coffin Jack finds in the basement is a note for him from his cousin instructing him to find and drink the contents of a vial he has left him Oddly drawn to said vial and the casket itself Jack finds himself downing the contents before he realizes what he is doing which in turn sets off a generations old dormant genetic anomaly that turns him into a vampire From there he discovers that Boris was actually speared by a rival clan who are out to make sure that Jack becomes undead for real However help is on its way Enter the wolves from the previous novel this time led by Steven You may recall that Steven was the alpha who challenged the Queerwolf and his unique little pack in a territorial dispute in the last story Now in the midst of an uneasy truce Jack s plight calls forth two wolves from that same small group to help assist Steven Mack the cross dressing Barbara Streisand impersonator and his boyfriend Ralph agree to help for a price The catch Jack must buy Mack a first rate set of tits Yes you read that correctly And yes we have just begun to scrape the surface of this incredibly humorous novel Without giving too much of this novel away I can tell you that Jack will discover he has family in Poland and will end up bringing them to America for safety As this ragtag group fights against the vicious opposing vampire clan Jack will also begin to fall head over heels in lust er love er lust with Stephen However unlike Jack the wolves are not immortal and as the danger escalates Jack must decide whether to save his boyfriend or go it alone with only his cousins to help. Vampxxc First my synopsis does not do this novel justice VAMP was not only hilarious it was incredibly well written It was packed with action mystery romance and some incredibly clever characters The chemistry between Stephen and Jack is magical Never heavy or sappy but laced with a healthy dose of lusty sex and tongue in cheek humor you could not help but root for these two to survive and fall in love Jack was really adorable Often simply clueless he allows Steven Mack and Ralph to guide him along and come up with one solution after another to battle the opposing clan Unfortunately the clan is amazingly resilient and here is where the cousins come into play Between the matching humpbacks on Igor s parents to the goiter on Cousin Gert these strange characters were so well drawn that they seemed to spring off the page straight into your imagination Add into this mix the stunningly attractive cousin Lothar who is used as man bait on than one occasion to draw the enemy out and you have a story that rockets along at a break neck speed that leaves you gasping with laughter VAMP is a stunning little comedy that manages to sneak in a sweet romance which grabs your heart and never lets go Author Rob Rosen has come into his own with this novel solidifying his status as an author to watch With this story his future work became an auto buy for this reviewer I highly recommend VAMP by Rob Rosen to you It is a five star read Vamp by Rob Rosen I don t think it was a chance this novel reminded me of Frankenstein Junior by Mel Brooks Igor was too much a giveaway but considering that was one of my favorite movie when I was younger it was with a sort of delight I read this book and this is strange enough to say for a paranormal horror story. Vamp humorously definition The Vampire Werewolf pair was probably the first one I read long ago when approaching the Gay Paranormal Romance genre but the main big difference in this story is the humor that Rob Rosen is using a common element in his stories like in a way the drag queens and one thing is not unrelated to the other cause Rosen s humor is as colorful and outrageous like the most beautiful drag queens in your face and without any regret It s sexy but funny carelessness but clever. Vampyros lesbos Jack is a young gay man living in a small Castro apartment truth be told he didn t strike me as the sharpest tool in the lot right from the first moment when faced with the chance to become a vampire instead of running away in the opposite direction he is lured into it All right maybe the lure is exactly the reason why he wasn t able to go away but still it seems events lead him than him being the leader And considering he is not only the last of his family and so in a way Alpha of his coven he is also just mated with a hot and young werewolf who happens to be the Alpha of his pack But nevertheless Jack is not the hero and I m pretty sure he would prefer a night out with the girls than playing the last immortal with the boys But in him being like this lies all the lightness of this novel and though the reason to enjoy it. Epub vantagens dp 1608208788 Vamp by Rob Rosen What caught me first is that Rob Rosen pays homage to Christopher Moore s wonderful but totally straight comic vampire trilogy Bloodsucking Fiends You Suck Bite Me As someone who appreciates how hard it is to write comedy I applaud Rob Rosen s mostly successful effort to write a vampire romance that is also a comic adventure Vamp is about a typical young gay San Francisco man who becomes the heir to a mysterious and very atypical San Francisco millionaire creepy mansion on a cliff and coffin in the basement and everything What follows is a fairly atypical adventure romance comedy that explores some very interesting new takes on the vampire ethos I tried it in my own gay vampire romances but without the comedy Mostly Rosen succeeds He is not as good with humor as Christopher Moore not a criticism just a comment but he is very good with the gay romance part something about which Christopher Moore has no clue But aside from keeping the pace up and giving us some real surprises along the way Rosen also manages to create moments of great emotion just when you think he s veered a little too far into the realm of questionable taste as in a family of Polish hunchbacks This book is stand alone but one of the main characters Steven is the MC in a previous novel Queerwolf which I guess I might have to buy now In any case I am so glad I stumbled across Rob Rosen a kindred spirit in the gay lit world Vamp by Rob Rosen Vamp by Rob Rosen reminded me of a Mel Brooks film within the first few pages and since I m a huge fan there is no greater praise I can give In point of fact every time I read the name Igor in the story I simply heard it in my head as Eye gor This book had all the quirky laugh out loud moments with a great story that was very well written and strong characters both main and secondary. Vampire Jack has had a pretty weird week First he gets a phone call from his as yet unheard of cousin Boris s lawyer informing Jack that his cousin has died and left his entire ginormous estate to Jack as his only living relative When Jack goes to his new mansion to meet the lawyer he encounters Igor his cousin s tinker tailor soldier spy so to speak Igor is Jack s humpbacked man of all trades butler cook chauffeur housekeeper lawyer etc Jack is drawn to the basement and to a coffin where Boris left him a letter explaining he was a vampire and Jack will be too as soon as he drinks of the vial Boris left him Wow talk about an inheritance Please find my full review at Rainbow Book Reviews Vamp by Rob Rosen DNF 40%SpoilerHorrible no romance just the physical aspect and their together without having met before since page 2And the humor its just tooooo much I love funny books But if every sentence especially of the MC has to be a funny remark to something to EVERYTHING you get annoyed VERY ANNOYED Couldnt not read any because of those speech patterns And the story Aint worth it after the mentioned facts Deleted Vamp by Rob Rosen
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Humour ampoule Yes it does remind me of the a love story series Not the story line but the feel of the book:
Vampz21 The humor kept up throughout the book but didn t cross over to the point it where it took away from the story:
Humour camping I read this book due to a challenge It s one of those books that I m happy a challenge nudged me towards:
Vampyr 2 If your looking for a fun read give this one a try Vamp by Rob Rosen 2.I loved seeing Jack figure it out on the fly.The cast is great.http www
