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Con artists and the Russian mob our couple is in for the ride of their lives The relationship between Artie and Marie is definitely a work in progress and one that spirals in and out of control throughout the entire storyline. Funny business names gta 5 FUNNY BUSINE is an interesting look at the business of online publishing and will definitely make you wonder if any of the behind the scenes shoving is really what it is all about The writing is simple There is no graphic language no sex no violence and only a little bit of romance. Funny businesses Funny Business is the story of Artie and Marie and their adventures in book publishing Artie is a cop that moonlights as a romance author named Desiree Robb One night after work Artie decides to check his sales on Much to his surprise he s sold a ton of copies of his book Within in the next two months his book sells over a million copies on Little does Artie know his book became a bestseller because of a mob scheme by a wannabe mobster Carmine Desiree aka Artie is then approached by a top publishing house looking to publish and distribute the book The only problem Desiree needs to make public appearances Artie decides to ask Marie his mechanic and long time crush to pose as Desiree The rest is a rollercoaster ride as Artie and Marie try to pull off this sock puppet deception while becoming involved in a relationship and Carmine tries to figure out what happened to the money from his scheme This book was hilarious It had me laughing out loud Artie is a great character I loved that he took on the trials of writing a romance novel not the norm for a man His getting his girly on when he needed inspiration really made me laugh I could really relate to the ups and downs of Artie and Marie s relationship He was clueless and she didn t want anything to do with another cop Then there s Carmine His attempts at being a mobster are hilarious especially since he basically still lives with his parents I loved that this was a light carefree story It was so funny my kids were wondering why I was laughing so much while reading it The writing really flowed and the story was easy to follow If you re looking for a laugh this is the book for you. Kindle Funny business credit 5 starsReviewed by Tracy Desmond X Torres Artie s a cop He s been carrying a torch for Marie since she first repaired his car at Smitty s garage Too bad she hates cops You could write a novel about it Actually Artie did He even published it online It s a little cheesy but his pen name Desiree Robb is developing a fan base Out of the blue the book takes off igniting an avalanche of sales Desiree Robb is approached by a major publisher they re offering millions But Desiree has to show her pretty face for promotions Guess who Artie asks to be Desiree s pretty face Marie signs on for a price It s easy money but things get complicated Artie s driving her batty Or is there something During preparations for a live TV broadcast romance tentatively begins More complications ensue The mob gets involved These guys mean business so what if they still live with their parents Then there s the hot for cops VP a popular talk show and the FBI It all fuses into a laugh out loud cluster chaos as tangled as a New York City rush hour Funny BusinessSuper fun super cute story with some laugh out loud moments that had be grinning from ear to ear When there s a mix up between criminals and a wannabe romance writer all hell breaks loose Artie is a great character from the start the reader has a connection with him Artie a good cop with a sense of purpose and drive has a hidden desire to write women s fiction romance This makes this a very different take on an otherwise overdone story line His love interest is feisty and I can see why he s smitten They make a great duo. Funny business quotes inspirational It s hijinks and laughter I was reminded of Janet Evanovich with the comedy aspect of Funny Business There isn t a complicated mystery to figure out You re just along for the ride as we change back and forth between the characters It s light and fun and what I call a perfect waiting room read. Funny business quotes inspirational com on 19 November 2013 for info as the Book Tour makes a stop Given by the author via Monster Book Promotions for an honest review Desmond X Torres Received complimentary book from author in exchange for an honest reviewFUNNY BUSINESS by Desmond X Torres is a rollicking romantic comedy that reminds me of The Three Stooges movies There is so much craziness going on that the reader continuously laughs from one page to the next The author s sense of humor is outrageous and lots of fun This book has everything laughs love romance Russian mobsters Brooklyn con men and one straight as an arrow policeman Our straight as an arrow policeman is Artie Dunleavy who has been content to be a street cop for the past eighteen years He is a true gentleman and lives his life accordingly Recently divorced his is lonely and started writing to fill up his time He likes to write romance novels but uses a female pen name so his peers don t know what he is up to He bases his romances partially on himself and on his female mechanic friend that he has fantasized about for some time He sells his book on hoping to make a few thousand dollars but when he wakes up the next morning his book has sold over a million copies and he is now a millionaire Book publishers start calling wanting to print paperback books of his novel When he finds out that Desiree Robb must make personal appearances to meet her fans he knows he has a big problem He needs to find a sock puppet which in the computer world is a fake person created to operate a scam Little does Artie know is that a bunch of Brooklyn con artists used his book by mistake to set up a scam against By picking the incorrect book online to buy all the profit from the sale of the books went to Artie s bank account and not to the scammers Here s where all The Three Stooges comedy comes in as these below average mobsters try to find a way to get their money back from Artie or Desiree Robb Book Monster Reviews gives FUNNY BUSINESS 5 out of 5 skulls Desmond X Torres 3. Funny Business fiction books 75 starsFUNNY BUSINE is a contemporary romance and sometimes humorous look at the world of online publishing and the funny business behind the scenes of authors pen names and hidden identities. Funny business pictures Police officer Artie Dunleavy has written a book a romance novel based loosely on his life and the woman with whom he has had a crush on for over two years Overnight the ebook becomes a million copy seller and suddenly Artie needs to find a sock puppet to represent his alter ego pen name Desiree Robb Enter Marie his auto mechanic and long time crush. Book Funny business cards The storyline follows a disaster in the making Artie contracts Marie to be his public face but will soon discover that they both are in over their heads Between the publishers PR relations one that overnight seems to have taken off over night The problem Artie wrote a romance novel under a female pen name Desiree Robb and he has to keep up the charade so that he can make it big He needs someone to be Desiree so he asks Marie and she makes him pay for her services This whole situation is getting out of control and fast and without her help he doesn t know how he will pull it off Marie is a mechanic and a damn good one She is also now the face of Desiree Robb and is spending time with Artie Artie makes her insane and makes her act like a raving bitch at times but is there between them then this act they are putting on Artie s character was very loveable and I could almost picture him in my mind especially when he would have to take certain steps to get in the right frame of mind to write his book Let s just say I will never look at a pink robe the same again He took a chance on something most guys wouldn t do he wrote a romance novel and published it himself He created the Desiree Robb pen name he didn t want the guys to know what he had did He wasn t ashamed but he didn t want to share what he had done either When everything happened so fast he was shocked Little did he know there was behind it all then just his book being that good Artie also had the sweetest crush on Marie and personally I think he deserved his shot with her even when she wasn t nice to him. Funny business meeting images Marie could be a hard bitch at times she had a temper flies off the handle at the drop of a hat and wants nothing to do with Artie romantically She is constantly bitchy to him and honestly I started to think to myself you are going to lose him girl if you don t check your shit She helps Artie out with the whole Desiree Robb situation but it s for a price When she starts to give Artie a chance she sees that he is than just a cop that he is a sweet guy and knows how she is acting to him is wrong. Funny business quotes of the day What poor Artie and Marie doesn t know is that there is behind the quick success There is the Russian mob a bunch of wanna be gangsters a Geek all a part of what is going on Funny Business is a cheesy at times corny book that at the same times is cute and funny This is not your typical romance novel by any means but I still really liked it I rolled my eyes numerous times and had a couple snort moments like seriously but I had a grin on my face while reading this book If you are looking for a quick laugh and an overall cute read then pick up Funny Business Desmond X Torres This is a comedy of errors with a sweet romantic sub plot that packs a lot of emotion into some very restrained hand holding and smooching Desmond has a fresh unique voice. Funny Business fiction books Full disclosure I helped edit this book but I m still reviewing it because it s awesome Desmond X Torres

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A former New York City cop Desmond X Torres will neither confirm nor deny his ownership of a blonde wig and pink bathrobe. Funny Business ebook3000 He always wanted to be an astronaut but the closest he ever got was being called a space shot In his spare time he enjoys mixed martial arts motocross racing and base jumping from tall buildings He has a great cable TV package And beer He loves beer And nachos He really loves nachos. PDF Funny business cards comArtie is a cop and is proud of his job and he has written a book.

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I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review, Book Funny business management He has been writing since he can remember It started in primary school Penmanship has always been important to him it s a lost art, Funny business synonym His motto for life is I m going to live forever So far so good.Copy supplied by the author.www.thereadingcafe.com Desmond X Torres 3.5 starsThis review will also post at www.mysecretromancebookreviews.T Check out www.ktbookreviews.blogspot.He d better say he loves K.D McLean too or she s going to brain him..