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Waldo s mother Maybe I m a sucker for beautiful dark haired older women necromancers but I had an image in my head of her as Monica Belluci and that was a very nice image I love how she s perfectly suited to be the kind of evil wizardess villain in another fantasy setting but works here as Waldo s dotting mother Other supporting characters work well like Elsa and the Archlich but a lot of Waldo s quest remains unfinished at the end of the book This is clearly a story which will take at least a trilogy to complete. Then nellikka Are there flaws A few The book doesn t indent its paragraphs and basically reads like a blog than a traditional novel This kind of thing doesn t bother me as independent publication comes with these sorts of things and Lord knows I ve made a few errors in my time Likewise.

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Note from page If you would like to sample some of my fiction writing free of charge including the first five chapters of the next novel you can visit here site_link If you are interested in trying my fanfiction go to site_link Though it being fanfiction the stories will be harder to follow if you are unfamiliar with the source material Note from page If you would like to sample some of my fiction writing free of charge including the first five chapters of the next novel you can visit here site_link If you are interested in trying my fanfiction go to site_link Though it being fanfiction the stories will be harder to follow if you are unfamiliar with the source material site_link The story of a young man named Waldo who grows up in a world where monsters the undead and dark magic are a part of everyday life He is forced to go on a journey to prove himself and soon discovers that his beliefs don t fit into the wider world. The years play It is filled with everything a fantasy reader would want dark magic betrayal zombies vampires a journey of discovery secret plots beautiful big breasted women and murderous flesh eating rabbits. The kindle store is currently unavailable I m saving them for the sequel The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 One word Genius pure genius The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 Don t let the title fool you or the comments the book is funny This is fore mostly an excellent and unique story it is also hilarious The unique premise is that the protagonist comes from a long and illustrious line of evil mages and necromancers from a country of evil mages and necromancers and wishes nothing than to be one himself The fact he s not evil serves as a great source of some of the humour in the book The protagonist is sent on a coming of age test to make a name for himself but the test is altered from the norm to be almost impossibly difficult the the ruling class of evil wizards made the adjustment to demonstrate he s unsuited to rule with them The entire setup works effortlessly to create an interesting and humorous story The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 THE SORT OF DARK MAGE is a fantasy parody about an evil wizard not really who is the last remaining member of the Corpselover lineage Basically like the Malfoys back in a time when magic meant something than going to a posh school all the elder siblings to Walder Corpselover have gotten themselves killed trying to prove themselves worthy Waldo is Neville Longbottom than Draco though and is thoroughly unqualified for the position as heir to the most prestigious of all evil wizarding families Sensing this his mother Lilith has become even overprotective so her rivals demand he be sent on a suicidal quest to prove himself Waldo must tame three Great Monsters steal a dragon age and kill a knight when even one of these tasks would get him killed Thankfully Waldo s gentle nature as much as he denies it is it s own kind of defense and he ends up getting his first Great Monster a chaste succubus named Alice by accidentally marrying her in the first town he visits. The ebook converter I absolutely love this book and give it extremely high marks This is pretty much the same feeling people have described reading my Supervillainy Saga or how I felt with the Hard Luck Hank series Its basically a nonstop series of laughs stemming from Waldo s failed attempts at being a bad person and Alice s equally unsuccessful attempts to make Waldo a good person It s a joke which sometimes wears a bit thin but mostly holds up throughout the book. Book the tell If I were to make a comparison it s pretty much the Addam s Family or Munsters with the fact Waldo is a liberal Goth kid who is mostly harmless despite being arrogant and snooty Mind you all the other Dark Wizards in the world really are evil but he s just a liberal open minded oddball who happens to live in a world which consists of either Mordor or oppressive theocratic religious states It s a bit of a cheat that the White Mages are all racist bigots but killing all monsters for God is hardly a new idea in a Dungeons and Dragons themed world It is DD themed too since the magic functions on Vancian principles of memorization cast forget. The pdfaid My favorite character of the book happens to be Lilith the joke of Waldo says something horrible about his homeland like it s perfectly normal and Alice is appalled wears a bit thin at times Finally the book ends in what feels like the middle of the book rather than a proper climax. The guardian Still I found The Sort Of Dark Mage to be incredibly fun book and I immediately bought the second one I debated between giving this book four stars or five but decided to ere on the side of how much entertainment I got out of this book which was considerable. The last of us 9 10 The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 Just couldn t do it The writing was so so awkward and bad It comes across as the author s personal Mary Sue except that it makes it even woooorrrsseee Every woman who gets introduced is described as attractive and usually full figured and curvy from the main character s point of view even if the woman in question is his sister or mother I have been told by my husband who read the whole book that later the main character tells his wife that she has the second best pair of breasts he has ever seen topped only by his mother s HOKAY But yeah There was so much of the Hello mother I am going to do this thing mother Yes son I will be proud of you son Thank you mother Goodbye son that conversation is a paraphrase but the amount of mothers and sons that happens is not an exaggeration Maybe the story is interesting Who knows I could not get past the atrocious grammar spelling dialogue weirdly incestuous relationships character division between Real Characters and NPCs who just spouted random nonsense like they were choosing all the options on an RPG conversation wheel and what I can only assume was an ever increasing misogynistic bent I COULDN T DO IT GUYS The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 A fun read This book doesnt take itself too seriously the humor is sometimes quite dark but fun for all that I especially like the chapters covering Waldo s mother her meeting with the council and the interview of the poisondagger magelet was very amusing Lets hope the next book in this series is just as much fun The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1

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Much to my surprise I did enjoy the bookA bit unusual maybe but I thought it humourous in a subtle way and entertaining The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 Take a gold fish out of water a really good fish that doesn t have a mean bone in it s body and raise it in a shark tank When it s all big and mature throw it back with the other gold fishes This is this story Waldo seriously Waldo is the son of one of he most powerful dark mages in the land sadly he takes after his father that was a white mage though so he is of a disgrace then anything. They The book follows his mis adventures as he is sent on a quest to prove his worth to his family and dark community The book is funny and as you expect from a story like this it s the innocent that goes grrrrr I m mean I m evil fear me and is about as threatening as a little bunny with things going wrong at every turn and his bunny ears flopping and going why me Now the book is charming and a light read not so bad as most YA books I did have a few issues that soured it for me though like how the character s personalities didn t fit their own backstory aka Alice Alot of the characters actions here happened because just because no reason or ryhme it was like insert pratfall here kind of thing also her actions and the use of the word Darling so often remined me of Lum from Urusei Yatsura they kind of have the same personality and origin stories just one is an ogre and the other is what you d expect to find in a brothel Thing is Lum was raised as daddy s princess she can be headstrong flirty and a bit of a queen bee being raised the way she was also in her case she was used to men lusting after her so her husband ignoring her charms made him desirable then she hurts him accidentally or on purpose because Rumiko Takahashi made all her female characters rather abusive to their spouses for comedy s sake here it made no sense with her being a slave her whole life and shamed privately for what she was that kind of person wouldn t act like the world owed her and she would not physically abuse her husband IN PUBLIC when he openly admits how amazing she is and how he likes her the only reason for her to do it is to make you the reader laugh Another thing that annoyed me was this was set up as a 5 book series from the start yaaaaahhhh no. Kindle the lost bookshop Over all I enjoyed it for what it was I would recommend it for someone younger that could see beyond it s faults and probably never watched Urusei Yatsura The audiobook is well preformed to so giving it an extra star just for that 4 5 from me The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 3. The ebook reader blog 5 stars I think Chereta was trying to be like Robert Rankin Christopher Moore but didn t quite make it The book has some amusing parts and the plot is definitely unique but it reads like he s trying too hard I ll probably read the next one if it s cheap enough because I m pretty glad this one was free The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 The sort of Dork Mage kept me interested but the evil dragons and rabbits and sorcery amidst witchcraft and trickery done with magic can be a bit much The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 Fun epic fantasy spoof 3. Kindle the housemaid 5Waldo Corpslover is the last living child of the most ruthless Dark Mage of their time and now he must go on his first quest to prove himself Except waldo isn t all that suited to be a dark mage His main talent is healing and wards he s not evil and can t even do the smallest bit of necromancy So yeah he is screwed when his quest entails claiming three beasts killing a knight and stealing a dragon s egg. The gorge This was a fun if not terrible original comedic fantasy Most of that humor comes from Waldo himself and is sheltered upbringing in an Evil Castle Add all his bumbling interactions with a trope riddled wider world and an entertaining cast of secondary characters and you get a decent fantasy comedy The sort of Dark Mage Waldo Rabbit 1 .

: The white lotus This is a light fantasy that is heavy on the humor with some romance and action as well It has mature themes and language and is aimed at an adult audience.Just kidding about the rabbits.It s all downhill from there.That s not a bad thing